So. ‘Bout those debates. Are you going to watch tonight (or depending on when you read this, did you watch)?
Tonight’s debate is supposed to be BIG. BIG. BIG!!! About the only thing it hasn’t been billed as “bigger than” is the second coming of Christ. And yeah, I can see how in this suddenly close race, people might want to tune in to see if Trump says something outrageous or really does invite Gennifer Flowers. Or see if Hillary collapses on the stage, babbling in tongues. And gosh, maybe some people would even watch in hopes of, you know, learning something about the candidate’s positions on issues. Could happen.
But me? Political junkie though I am, I can’t bear to listen either to their voices or their lies. Not watching.
Still, wake me up if Hillary hacks up a lung or has a particularly dramatic aneurysm.