{"id":1198,"date":"2010-04-23T14:47:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T21:47:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=1198"},"modified":"2010-04-23T14:47:58","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T21:47:58","slug":"trolling-for-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/23\/trolling-for-children\/","title":{"rendered":"Trolling for children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, now this is odd.<\/p>\n<p>Couple of us were working in the meadow this afternoon when my youngest, loudest, and most car-chasing dog informed us of somebody coming down the road. Sure enough, along came a car, which went just past our driveway and stopped in a &#8220;where the heck am I?&#8221; sort of way.<\/p>\n<p>Now, we&#8217;re in the middle of nowhere, a good 12 miles from town, six of it on dirt and through washes. And once you&#8217;ve gone past our driveway, there is simply nowhere to go. Anyhow, there&#8217;s nowhere a stranger has any business going, unless he plans to burgle the neighbor&#8217;s house. We can go weeks without seeing anybody except one regular weekender driving in or out. Well, it&#8217;s Friday afternoon, and sometimes near the weekend we do get some four-wheelers out here, or some people just roaming around sightseeing. We stand on the ridge and give them our best <i>Deliverance<\/i> stare and they go away.<\/p>\n<p>This vehicle reversed direction and came up our driveway. My friend climbed up to see what they wanted &#038; came back bemused.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Harmless,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But what did they want?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They were looking for children.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221; (I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s a child within five miles of here.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah. Children. They were from the local Head Start program and they wanted to know if there are any children around here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>Head Start trolls for children now? In the middle of nowhere? What, they expect to find them left under juniper bushes by the stork?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>My friend told them the truth; that he didn&#8217;t know of any children in the vicinity. Later he regretted that he didn&#8217;t instead send them to the cop&#8217;s house about a mile from here. And tell them the guy has six children. Whom he&#8217;s probably hiding. And he&#8217;s a heavily armed, right-wing, anti-government wacko. And oh, by the way, I think he&#8217;s molesting them. (My friend isn&#8217;t fond of cops.)<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, that&#8217;s hindsight. (Anyhow, I&#8217;ve met the cop and his wife and they seem like nice folks to me.)<\/p>\n<p>But Head Start? Trolling for children? In the middle of nowhere? What the heck is that about? Ever happen to anybody else?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, now this is odd. Couple of us were working in the meadow this afternoon when my youngest, loudest, and most car-chasing dog informed us of somebody coming down the road. Sure enough, along came a car, which went just past our driveway and stopped in a &#8220;where the heck am I?&#8221; sort of way. Now, we&#8217;re in the middle of nowhere, a good 12 miles from town, six of it on dirt and through washes. And once you&#8217;ve gone past our driveway, there is simply nowhere to go. Anyhow, there&#8217;s nowhere a stranger has any business going, unless he&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/23\/trolling-for-children\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Trolling for children<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,19,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government","category-miscellaneous","category-privacy-and-self-ownership","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}