{"id":12284,"date":"2012-11-28T15:24:19","date_gmt":"2012-11-28T22:24:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=12284"},"modified":"2012-11-28T15:24:19","modified_gmt":"2012-11-28T22:24:19","slug":"whoops-did-you-forget-to-ask-santa-for-one-of-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/28\/whoops-did-you-forget-to-ask-santa-for-one-of-these\/","title":{"rendered":"Whoops! Did you forget to ask Santa for one of these?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.endtimesgiftbasket.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">End Times Gift Basket<\/a>. Order now for delivery before the Mayan calendar runs out! Tell Santa you need it <i>early<\/i> &#8212; especially that bottle of Jack Daniels!<\/p>\n<p>(I should add: NFI! I just think this is a hoot.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The End Times Gift Basket. Order now for delivery before the Mayan calendar runs out! Tell Santa you need it early &#8212; especially that bottle of Jack Daniels! (I should add: NFI! I just think this is a hoot.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}