{"id":13570,"date":"2013-04-01T01:44:09","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T08:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=13570"},"modified":"2013-04-01T01:44:09","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T08:44:09","slug":"todays-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/01\/todays-headlines\/","title":{"rendered":"Today’s headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"

Joe Biden confesses: “I’m a moron and a waste of taxpayer dollars!”<\/p>\n

Police department investigates itself and declares: “Guilty! We demand to be prosecuted!”<\/p>\n

Eric Holder charged in “Operation Gunwalker”; ATF to be disbanded.<\/p>\n

Obama orders immediate withdrawal of all U.S. troops from ______________ saying, “They can’t be there unless Congress declares war.”<\/p>\n

Feinstein and Schumer admit hypocrisy; dismiss personal bodyguards.<\/p>\n

DEA chief’s shocker: “Asset forfeiture without due process is illegal.”<\/p>\n

Ben Bernanke fired; replaced by Lew Rockwell.<\/p>\n

Supreme Court decrees: “All of the Bill of Rights for all people all the time.”<\/p>\n

American people wake up; demand privacy, accountability, immediate abolition of 90% of government — and more lamp posts. <\/p>\n

(Subhead: Government schools first on the chopping block)
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And of course:<\/p>\n

Happy April Fools Day!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Joe Biden confesses: “I’m a moron and a waste of taxpayer dollars!” Police department investigates itself and declares: “Guilty! We demand to be prosecuted!” Eric Holder charged in “Operation Gunwalker”; ATF to be disbanded. Obama orders immediate withdrawal of all U.S. troops from ______________ saying, “They can’t be there unless Congress declares war.” Feinstein and Schumer admit hypocrisy; dismiss personal bodyguards. DEA chief’s shocker: “Asset forfeiture without due process is illegal.” Ben Bernanke fired; replaced by Lew Rockwell. Supreme Court decrees: “All of the Bill of Rights for all people all the time.” American people wake up; demand privacy, accountability,…<\/p>\n

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