{"id":13625,"date":"2013-04-09T12:28:32","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T19:28:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=13625"},"modified":"2013-04-09T12:28:32","modified_gmt":"2013-04-09T19:28:32","slug":"difi-chucky-carolyn-where-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/09\/difi-chucky-carolyn-where-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"DiFi! Chucky! Carolyn! Where are you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We need a new ban. Clearly, it was all the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-201_162-57578677\/at-least-14-wounded-in-texas-college-stabbing-attack\/\" target=\"_blank\">fault of the evil assault knife<\/a>! <\/p>\n<p>Save us! Oh, save us from our kitchens!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Gilliland said the suspected attacker is believed to have had some type of knife or a pencil.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Or our home offices.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We need a new ban. Clearly, it was all the fault of the evil assault knife! Save us! Oh, save us from our kitchens! &#8220;Gilliland said the suspected attacker is believed to have had some type of knife or a pencil.&#8221; &#8230; Or our home offices.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-guns-and-gun-rights","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}