{"id":15796,"date":"2013-11-28T13:45:31","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T21:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=15796"},"modified":"2013-11-28T13:45:31","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T21:45:31","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-everybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2013\/11\/28\/happy-thanksgiving-everybody\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And remember, no matter how the day goes (even if some crazed relative actually does show up and tries to carry out Dear Leader&#8217;s idiot idea of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/2013\/11\/27\/be-thankful-for-obamacare\/\" target=\"_blank\">selling you Obamacare<\/a>), your day will probably go better than some of these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/11\/20\/thanksgiving-fail-photos-videos_n_2165173.html?utm_hp_ref=comedy\" target=\"_blank\">Thanksgiving fails<\/a>. (NB: Not all the &#8220;fails&#8221; at that link are safe for work or children.)<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xGJGvPerMbM\" target=\"_blank\">How not to deep fry a turkey<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/xGJGvPerMbM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jPDw2hbY1TU\" target=\"_blank\">This turkey is NOT going to be dinner<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/jPDw2hbY1TU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And remember, no matter how the day goes (even if some crazed relative actually does show up and tries to carry out Dear Leader&#8217;s idiot idea of selling you Obamacare), your day will probably go better than some of these Thanksgiving fails. (NB: Not all the &#8220;fails&#8221; at that link are safe for work or children.) How not to deep fry a turkey This turkey is NOT going to be dinner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}