{"id":1668,"date":"2010-06-17T13:28:39","date_gmt":"2010-06-17T20:28:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=1668"},"modified":"2010-06-17T13:28:39","modified_gmt":"2010-06-17T20:28:39","slug":"a-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/17\/a-confession\/","title":{"rendered":"A confession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and some more miscellany.<\/p>\n<p><b>The confession<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The astute among you who&#8217;ve followed my links to Joel Simon&#8217;s blog, <a href=\"http:\/\/theultimateanswertokings.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Ultimate Answer to Kings<\/a>, have noticed, shall we say, a few similarities between Joel&#8217;s life and mine.<\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s time to reveal the secret.<\/p>\n<p>No, I am not Joel Simon. I have more hair and I&#8217;d look just awful in that beard, <a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_kM5LLhHb2YQ\/SdZvdTLumOI\/AAAAAAAAAR0\/8BMNlLPwlMw\/S1600-R\/joelmask.gif\" target=\"_blank\">not to mention that Jayne Cobb cunning hat<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But I am the neighbor Joel refers to as W. or Uncle W. &#8212; and I suspect his attempt to turn me into a person of the male persuasion for literary purposes has fooled very few readers.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it. Yes, Joel is the hermit neighbor who lives in the next trailer down the ridge. It&#8217;s nice having a crotchety old one-legged hermit for a neighbor. They leave you alone, which is good. Except when you don&#8217;t want to be left alone. Which is also good.<\/p>\n<p>Joel is very much like his fictional character Shadow, <a href=\"http:\/\/theultimateanswertokings.blogspot.com\/2010\/06\/heres-free-story.html\" target=\"_blank\">from stories like this one<\/a>. And he and Shadow are both more suited to being desert rats than I.<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s that. Joel, you can now quit your unconvincing attempts to hide my identity.<\/p>\n<p><b>&#8230; and the miscellany for today<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Awwwwww. This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pawnation.com\/2010\/06\/11\/blind-dog-has-her-own-seeing-eye-dog\/\" target=\"_blank\">is so sweeeeeeeet.<\/a>\n<li>On the other hand, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/oil-spotted-waves-alabama-2010-6\" target=\"_blank\">this isn&#8217;t sweet at all<\/a>. It&#8217;s crude. In the oily sense. Yet it&#8217;s strange how something so terrible can look beautiful when captured at the right moment, in the right light.\n<li>And if you&#8217;re interested in a good site for following oil spill news &#8212; with speculation, but speculation by very knowledgeable people &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theoildrum.com\/node\/6593\/648967\" target=\"_blank\">The Oil Drum<\/a> is a good place to start. The link goes to a current article that supports the viewpoint (that we&#8217;ve been hearing increasingly) that the well structure itself is compromised and the leak will keep getting worse. But no Alex Jonesy stuff this time.\n<li>Oh, just what we need! <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.heritage.org\/2010\/06\/11\/a-fannie-and-freddie-for-food\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;A Fannie and Freddie for Food.&#8221;<\/a> Government-grocery store partnerships, all across this great land! That&#8217;ll ensure that we all have full bellies and healthy nutrition, won&#8217;t it? Ya sure, you betcha. (And really, while I knew I lived in an actual desert, I had no idea that living 10+ miles from the nearest grocery store put me in a &#8220;food desert.&#8221; Geez, should I just curl up and die, or what? You poor folks who live above the arctic circle somewhere or in rural Wyoming just ought to shoot yourselves before you starve to death, I guess.)\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and some more miscellany. The confession The astute among you who&#8217;ve followed my links to Joel Simon&#8217;s blog, The Ultimate Answer to Kings, have noticed, shall we say, a few similarities between Joel&#8217;s life and mine. I think it&#8217;s time to reveal the secret. No, I am not Joel Simon. I have more hair and I&#8217;d look just awful in that beard, not to mention that Jayne Cobb cunning hat. But I am the neighbor Joel refers to as W. or Uncle W. &#8212; and I suspect his attempt to turn me into a person of the male persuasion&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/17\/a-confession\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A confession<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8,13,19,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-dogs-and-cats","category-health-and-science","category-miscellaneous","category-off-grid","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}