… could courageously admit that the U.S. government is flat outa money, proclaim the need to raise the retirement age to 70, endorse an overhaul of all “entitlements,” state that it’s time to tell the American people “we’re broke” … and then say … wait for it … wait for it …<\/p>\n
FOR WAR.<\/b><\/font>
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War. Yeah. Not as in “defending our shores from foreign invaders.” But as in propping up inept dictators and their drug-kingpin families and sending computer-driven drones to kill women and kids because our peace-loving Democrat president thinks it’s a great idea and because we still can’t find Osama bin Laden nine years later so we’ll just keep whacking ragheads for the heckofit but when we’re done they’ll love us because we brought them the blessings of civilization not to mention finding real-or-illusory minerals we can exploit, but of course strictly for the benefit of the democracy-worshipping, freedom-loving but on the other hand primitive, dirty, barely out of the caves Afghanis who are beating us not because they’re past masters of eons of guerrilla warfare but only because (just as in Vietnam) we’re not allowed to kill enough of them to show them how to be truly civilized and grateful to us. That<\/i> war.<\/p>\n
John Boehner. Hands-down winner of the Statist Pig of the Day Award.<\/a><\/p>\n Of course, R-partyarchs aren’t the only pernicious morons with a pulpit. There’s this babe in Chicago<\/a> talking about ways to outfox the Supreme’s on yesterday’s McDonald<\/i> decision. But Mara. Baby. You can’t<\/i> reduce the number of handguns in Chicago. Remember, you have a handgun ban. There are<\/i> no guns in Chicago! Isn’t that how they tell us bans are supposed to work? They make all guns go away, right??? So what can you possibly be talking about?<\/p>\n Okay, I know. I’m not supposed to go on about Stupid Gummint Tricks. But really. Sometimes these people are SOOOOOO amusing. In a Twilight Zonish<\/i>, please-go-away-because-you’re-making-my-brain-hurt kinda way.<\/p>\n —–<\/p>\n