{"id":21073,"date":"2015-05-15T16:08:41","date_gmt":"2015-05-15T23:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=21073"},"modified":"2015-05-15T16:08:41","modified_gmt":"2015-05-15T23:08:41","slug":"want-a-job-at-the-dea-oh-the-perks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2015\/05\/15\/want-a-job-at-the-dea-oh-the-perks\/","title":{"rendered":"Want a job at the DEA? Oh, the perks!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Drug Policy Alliance has decided to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.marijuana.com\/news\/2015\/05\/legalizers-slam-dea-in-mock-help-wanted-ad\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;help&#8221; the DEA<\/a> find a new leader. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Current drug-war boss Michele Leonhart is leaving because of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/04\/22\/us\/michele-leonhart-top-dea-official-is-expected-to-resign.html\" target=\"_blank\">little matter of her agents hanging out* at sex parties<\/a> funded by drug cartels. This could be an opportunity for you! (No, not the sex parties, though perhaps those, too. The boss job, silly.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><em>* <del datetime=\"2015-05-15T23:07:37+00:00\">No<\/del> pun intended.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Drug Policy Alliance has decided to &#8220;help&#8221; the DEA find a new leader. \ud83d\ude42 Current drug-war boss Michele Leonhart is leaving because of the little matter of her agents hanging out* at sex parties funded by drug cartels. This could be an opportunity for you! (No, not the sex parties, though perhaps those, too. The boss job, silly.) &#8212;&#8211; * No pun intended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-war-on-some-drugs","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}