{"id":25133,"date":"2016-04-13T15:02:51","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T22:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=25133"},"modified":"2016-04-13T15:02:51","modified_gmt":"2016-04-13T22:02:51","slug":"brothers-persuade-sister-drugged-for-surgery-that-theyre-in-the-midst-of-a-zombie-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2016\/04\/13\/brothers-persuade-sister-drugged-for-surgery-that-theyre-in-the-midst-of-a-zombie-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Brothers persuade sister (drugged for surgery) that they&#8217;re in the midst of a zombie attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One more reason why Nancy Reagan always reminded us &#8220;just say no&#8221; to drugs. OTOH, stoned sister does have the right idea about zombie-fighting tools, even if her priorities aren&#8217;t straight on the family pets. \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-hVWEefD5ag&#038;feature=youtu.be\" target=\"_blank\">Watch<\/a>. And thanks to TSO for the laugh.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/-hVWEefD5ag\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One more reason why Nancy Reagan always reminded us &#8220;just say no&#8221; to drugs. OTOH, stoned sister does have the right idea about zombie-fighting tools, even if her priorities aren&#8217;t straight on the family pets. \ud83d\ude42 Watch. And thanks to TSO for the laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}