{"id":26030,"date":"2016-07-29T01:59:20","date_gmt":"2016-07-29T08:59:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=26030"},"modified":"2016-07-29T01:59:20","modified_gmt":"2016-07-29T08:59:20","slug":"nevermind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/29\/nevermind\/","title":{"rendered":"Nevermind"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was devotedly seeking something to blog today. Then I realized … there’s no point<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The world is ending today. <\/p>\n

Again. <\/p>\n

I just hope it ends early in the day so you won’t have a chance to be mad at me for not having Heavy Blog Content.<\/p>\n

Actually, since I don’t expect an early ending (and not only because the group making the claim claims it’s not actually making the claim but is claiming some kind of conspiracy is behind the whole business<\/a> — or at least part of the business; are you following this?), I’ll be back in late a.m. or maybe it’ll be early p.m. your time with more to say.<\/p>\n

If the world actually does end … well, bye, guys. It’s been a great ride.<\/p>\n

P.S. Just in case … you doing anything special to get ready? Hitting up Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos or somebody for a rocket ride off this rock? Rapidly converting to a religion that will ensure your own happily-ever-after while toasting all your enemies to a crisp? Sleeping late? Telling your boss where he can — and quite possible will if the prediction is true — go?<\/p>\n

(H\/T jed in comments)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was devotedly seeking something to blog today. Then I realized … there’s no point. The world is ending today. Again. I just hope it ends early in the day so you won’t have a chance to be mad at me for not having Heavy Blog Content. Actually, since I don’t expect an early ending (and not only because the group making the claim claims it’s not actually making the claim but is claiming some kind of conspiracy is behind the whole business — or at least part of the business; are you following this?), I’ll be back in late…<\/p>\n

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