{"id":27270,"date":"2016-09-27T09:09:51","date_gmt":"2016-09-27T16:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=27270"},"modified":"2016-09-27T09:09:51","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T16:09:51","slug":"an-all-critters-post-to-cheer-you-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/27\/an-all-critters-post-to-cheer-you-up\/","title":{"rendered":"An all-critters post to cheer you up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since you suffered through last night&#8217;s debate (even if you didn&#8217;t actually watch it), here&#8217;s a nice palate cleanser for you: critters!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bulldogs are terrible, terrible animals. Here are <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/h2\/vflt\/karstenschmehl\/ban-bulldogs\" target=\"_blank\">22 reasons you should never get one<\/a>.\n<li>Neglected pit bull loses most of her puppies, then <a href=\"http:\/\/honesttopaws.com\/pit-bull-adopted\/\" target=\"_blank\">adopts a beagle<\/a>. A sweet weeper &#8212; though I do question that photo of a &#8220;two-week old&#8221; beagle pup. (H\/T ML)\n<li>And man, <a href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/82729217\/video-good-guy-helps-a-skunk-that-got-stuck-in-a-soda-can\" target=\"_blank\">this is one gutsy guy<\/a>.\n<li>Here&#8217;s a badass squirrel <a href=\"http:\/\/cheezburger.com\/973573\/badass-squirrel-poses-for-one-of-the-coolest-photoshop-battles-ever\" target=\"_blank\">who becomes even badderass<\/a> when subjected to a Photoshop duel.\n<li>This qualifies as being about critters only when you consider that so many signs of the zodiac have something to do with animals. But did you hear that <a href=\"http:\/\/arstechnica.com\/science\/2016\/09\/nasa-changed-all-the-astrological-signs-and-im-a-crab-now\/\" target=\"_blank\">NASA (which can&#8217;t get us back to the moon) had time to change the zodiac<\/a>? Thirteen constellations now, not 12. The new one handles snakes and can&#8217;t be pronounced. And oh man, their timing calculations: totally screwed up! I don&#8217;t even know who my friends and I are any more!\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since you suffered through last night&#8217;s debate (even if you didn&#8217;t actually watch it), here&#8217;s a nice palate cleanser for you: critters! Bulldogs are terrible, terrible animals. Here are 22 reasons you should never get one. Neglected pit bull loses most of her puppies, then adopts a beagle. A sweet weeper &#8212; though I do question that photo of a &#8220;two-week old&#8221; beagle pup. (H\/T ML) And man, this is one gutsy guy. Here&#8217;s a badass squirrel who becomes even badderass when subjected to a Photoshop duel. This qualifies as being about critters only when you consider that so many&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2016\/09\/27\/an-all-critters-post-to-cheer-you-up\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">An all-critters post to cheer you up<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs-and-cats","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27270"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27274,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27270\/revisions\/27274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}