{"id":28703,"date":"2016-12-19T10:10:31","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T17:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=28703"},"modified":"2016-12-19T10:10:31","modified_gmt":"2016-12-19T17:10:31","slug":"i-shall-return","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/19\/i-shall-return\/","title":{"rendered":"I shall return"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a social evening last night (though the friend who invited me would laugh at my idea of &#8220;social&#8221;), followed by a slice of too-sweet cake. This morning I need to recuperate. And give impatient Ava a later-than-usual walk.<\/p>\n<p>So while you wait for me to return and be stunningly brilliant* have a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1k_bPhglhZk\" target=\"_blank\">cute &#038; funny dog &#038; cat video<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/1k_bPhglhZk\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><em>* Your wait will be much shorter if you merely expect me to return, which I shall try to do later today.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a social evening last night (though the friend who invited me would laugh at my idea of &#8220;social&#8221;), followed by a slice of too-sweet cake. This morning I need to recuperate. And give impatient Ava a later-than-usual walk. So while you wait for me to return and be stunningly brilliant* have a cute &#038; funny dog &#038; cat video. &#8212;&#8211; * Your wait will be much shorter if you merely expect me to return, which I shall try to do later today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs-and-cats","category-humor","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28704,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28703\/revisions\/28704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}