{"id":29470,"date":"2017-02-10T13:56:16","date_gmt":"2017-02-10T21:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=29470"},"modified":"2017-02-10T14:02:32","modified_gmt":"2017-02-10T22:02:32","slug":"the-gods-and-their-damnable-senses-of-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/10\/the-gods-and-their-damnable-senses-of-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The gods and their damnable senses of humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have this longstanding superstition. I&#8217;ll never put a new music player in an older car. I&#8217;m sure the moment I commit to some nice little luxury like that the vehicle will come down with a dreaded car illness &#8212; beyond repair. <\/p>\n<p>The CD player in the Xterra never worked properly, but never got replaced in the five or six years I owned it because &#8230; doom.<\/p>\n<p>Old Blue doesn&#8217;t even have a CD player, just a radio that jumps randomly every few seconds from NPR to heavy metal to Mexican oompah music. So I never use it. I&#8217;ve missed having pleasant sounds in the car, but I&#8217;ve MUST follow my <em>no new music systems<\/em> rule. OR &#8230; doom.<\/p>\n<p>After Blue&#8217;s December breakdown, I got to casually pricing low-end Hondas and Toyotas. Fits and Yarises. Used ones, five or six years old. And I was pretty shocked at the prices you have to pay these days for &#8220;older but reliable.&#8221; I ended up telling myself, &#8220;That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m keeping Old Blue as long as I can, and I&#8217;ll pay whatever it takes to get her fixed when she breaks &#8212; unless maybe the engine blows up or the transmission fails. Then I&#8217;ll go on foot. Done it before; can do it again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Old Blue&#8217;s been running really well since December, though. Like she&#8217;s going to last forever. <em>And you know<\/em>, I thought, <em>if I&#8217;m keeping her I sure would like some music<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>Yeah. I broke my rule. I defied my superstition. I bought a Kenwood CD player on eBay. Older model, but still with Bluetooth and USB and other good stuff. It arrived late last week.<\/p>\n<p>My mechanic texted me just now with his diagnosis of the mystery problem Old Blue developed during my travels: transmission&#8217;s failing. <\/p>\n<p>I know the gods find this sort of thing absolutely knee-slappingly hilarious. But I am not amused.<\/p>\n<p>I guess by the standards of gods, I&#8217;m now supposed to be grateful that at least it&#8217;s <em>just<\/em> a dying transmission, not a dying transmission plus surgery. I&#8217;ll try to work up my gratitude for that. Later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have this longstanding superstition. I&#8217;ll never put a new music player in an older car. I&#8217;m sure the moment I commit to some nice little luxury like that the vehicle will come down with a dreaded car illness &#8212; beyond repair. The CD player in the Xterra never worked properly, but never got replaced in the five or six years I owned it because &#8230; doom. Old Blue doesn&#8217;t even have a CD player, just a radio that jumps randomly every few seconds from NPR to heavy metal to Mexican oompah music. So I never use it. I&#8217;ve missed&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/10\/the-gods-and-their-damnable-senses-of-humor\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The gods and their damnable senses of humor<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29470"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29478,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29470\/revisions\/29478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}