{"id":300,"date":"2010-02-10T08:48:37","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T15:48:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=300"},"modified":"2010-02-10T08:48:37","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T15:48:37","slug":"shah-rukh-khans-autographed-body-scans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/10\/shah-rukh-khans-autographed-body-scans\/","title":{"rendered":"Shah Rukh Khan&#8217;s autographed body scans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ohhhh, I&#8217;m waiting for <a href=\"http:\/\/in.news.yahoo.com\/43\/20100206\/908\/ten-shah-rukh-signs-off-sexy-body-scan-p.html\" target=\"_blank\">these<\/a> to show up in <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?hl=en&#038;source=hp&#038;q=shah+rukh+khan&#038;gbv=2&#038;aq=0&#038;oq=Shah+Ru&#038;aqi=g3g-s7\" target=\"_blank\">a Google image search<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Shah Rukh Khan is pretty darned sexy, even in images that don&#8217;t show all his &#8230; er, endowments.<\/p>\n<p>But (unless this claim turns out to be a publicity stunt by the Bollywood star), thanks to airport body scanners &#8212; you know, those machines that <em>never, ever, ever<\/em> preserve images of our nekkid bodies &#8212; autographed views of him in his (so he claims) full glory are already floating around in the world, or at least Heathrow Airport. Oh, lucky us, huh? Just think what future stars our own TSA might &#8230; er, reveal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ohhhh, I&#8217;m waiting for these to show up in a Google image search. Shah Rukh Khan is pretty darned sexy, even in images that don&#8217;t show all his &#8230; er, endowments. But (unless this claim turns out to be a publicity stunt by the Bollywood star), thanks to airport body scanners &#8212; you know, those machines that never, ever, ever preserve images of our nekkid bodies &#8212; autographed views of him in his (so he claims) full glory are already floating around in the world, or at least Heathrow Airport. Oh, lucky us, huh? Just think what future stars our&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/10\/shah-rukh-khans-autographed-body-scans\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shah Rukh Khan&#8217;s autographed body scans<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts-and-aesthetics","category-government","category-privacy-and-self-ownership","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}