{"id":30502,"date":"2017-04-23T01:32:30","date_gmt":"2017-04-23T08:32:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=30502"},"modified":"2017-04-22T18:46:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-23T01:46:34","slug":"so-how-was-your-earth-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/23\/so-how-was-your-earth-day\/","title":{"rendered":"So, how was your Earth Day?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I trust all you good people celebrated Earth Day yesterday by &#8230; oh, cooling down the globe, commanding the oceans not to rise, singing hosannas to Al Gore, flinging your body between cute baby seals and ugly baby-seal hunters, or perhaps gleefully beheading litterers or people who leave too many lights on. (Which, BTW, I understand Al Gore has often done. Not going around gleefully beheading. But <a href=\"http:\/\/jacksonville.com\/reason\/fact-check\/2013-06-02\/story\/fact-check-al-gores-mahttp:\/\/jacksonville.com\/reason\/fact-check\/2013-06-02\/story\/fact-check-al-gores-mansion-lot-less-green-george-bushs-ranchnsion-lot-less-green-george-bushs-ranch\" target=\"_blank\">leaving LOTS of lights on<\/a>.) <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if you&#8217;re like most Earth Day celebrants, you probably just spent the day <a href=\"http:\/\/joelsgulch.com\/earth-day-a-commemoration-that-makes-me-almost-ashamed-to-be-living-a-greenys-dream\/\" target=\"_blank\">being publicly self-righteous<\/a> and\/or performing useless token gestures to show how superior you are.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, some of you <a href=\"https:\/\/bearbussjaeger.wordpress.com\/2017\/04\/22\/earth-day\/\" target=\"_blank\">had a different idea<\/a> of what constitutes a proper observance of Earth Day.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8230; tell us all about YOUR Earth Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I trust all you good people celebrated Earth Day yesterday by &#8230; oh, cooling down the globe, commanding the oceans not to rise, singing hosannas to Al Gore, flinging your body between cute baby seals and ugly baby-seal hunters, or perhaps gleefully beheading litterers or people who leave too many lights on. (Which, BTW, I understand Al Gore has often done. Not going around gleefully beheading. But leaving LOTS of lights on.) On the other hand, if you&#8217;re like most Earth Day celebrants, you probably just spent the day being publicly self-righteous and\/or performing useless token gestures to show how&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/23\/so-how-was-your-earth-day\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So, how was your Earth Day?<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30502"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30507,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30502\/revisions\/30507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}