{"id":30682,"date":"2017-05-03T13:22:58","date_gmt":"2017-05-03T20:22:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=30682"},"modified":"2017-05-03T13:24:42","modified_gmt":"2017-05-03T20:24:42","slug":"wednesday-miscellany-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/03\/wednesday-miscellany-23\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday miscellany"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The brain isn&#8217;t working today. I blame the house foundation. <\/p>\n<p>The Monk, however, has his system figured out, with only mild consultation from me (which mostly involved me asking, &#8220;Why aren&#8217;t you doing XYZ?&#8221; and him explaining quite logically why something that made perfect sense in my mind actually wouldn&#8217;t work as well as what he&#8217;d already figured out).<\/p>\n<p>At least I was able to come up with the <a href=\"http:\/\/old.seattletimes.com\/html\/asktheexpert\/2002122968_homehay19.html\" target=\"_blank\">average psf weight of a house<\/a> for leveraging purposes. My major contribution for the day. Once the lumberyard delivers beam-and-joist materials this afternoon, my major contribution will be banging nails and\/or drilling holes for bolts. Caveperson work. About what I&#8217;m fit for today.<\/p>\n<p>Those of you who are worried that this project has become dangerous or just plain more complicated than it&#8217;s worth, rest assured. Those pictures yesterday looked absolutely awful and yes there&#8217;s more going on here than we hoped to find. But rot is familiar to all coastal NorthWet handypersons, and we&#8217;ll get this handled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>On another subject &#8230; uh oh, Joel might have to rethink that <a href=\"http:\/\/joelsgulch.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;ultimate answer to kings&#8221;<\/a> business. Seems when you laugh at the king&#8217;s men at the wrong moment, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/posteverything\/wp\/2017\/05\/03\/arresting-someone-for-laughing-may-sound-funny-but-its-no-joke\/\" target=\"_blank\">you might just get yourself arrested<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And if one group of armed bureaucrats causes you to overstay your visa by 90 minutes, another group of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canberratimes.com.au\/act-news\/australian-man-arrested-in-us-for-overstaying-visa-by-one-hour-20170501-gvw3yh.html\" target=\"_blank\">armed bureaucrats might just arrest you for it<\/a>. And &#8212; yikes! &#8212; potentially &#8220;detain&#8221; you for six months without trial?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, truth, justice, and the American way. This version of it is a tad more than my weak mind can handle just this minute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The brain isn&#8217;t working today. I blame the house foundation. The Monk, however, has his system figured out, with only mild consultation from me (which mostly involved me asking, &#8220;Why aren&#8217;t you doing XYZ?&#8221; and him explaining quite logically why something that made perfect sense in my mind actually wouldn&#8217;t work as well as what he&#8217;d already figured out). At least I was able to come up with the average psf weight of a house for leveraging purposes. My major contribution for the day. Once the lumberyard delivers beam-and-joist materials this afternoon, my major contribution will be banging nails and\/or&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/03\/wednesday-miscellany-23\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wednesday miscellany<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-improvement","category-thuggery-and-bad-law","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30682"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30689,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30682\/revisions\/30689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}