{"id":32577,"date":"2017-08-31T07:36:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-31T14:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=32577"},"modified":"2017-08-31T08:02:56","modified_gmt":"2017-08-31T15:02:56","slug":"i-hate-it-when-that-happens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/31\/i-hate-it-when-that-happens\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate it when that happens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been dry and warm. I&#8217;ve been working on the outside of the house (north wall, exterior of screen porch; I&#8217;d have pix except for my camera having died and the phone cameras being a PITA). But yesterday was misty. Enough that the &#8220;mist&#8221; dripped from the eaves all morning.<\/p>\n<p>So I slipped under the cover of the screen porch and returned to shingling the wall between porch and bedroom. A small fear I&#8217;ve been nursing soon proved true: I&#8217;m going to run out of shingles on the last row. <em>On the very last freakin&#8217; row<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I hate it when that happens.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll be able to get creative with trim strips or something. Maybe the lumberyard will discover loose shingles lying around for me. Maybe I&#8217;ll squeak through by inserting a few builder&#8217;s shims in with the shingles (same shape, same wood, just very, very narrow). Maybe I&#8217;ll be able to salvage sufficient damaged and rejected shingles to get by.<\/p>\n<p>Still. I hate it when that happens.<\/p>\n<p>I was already planning a blog post with that title when I stumbled out of bed in the morning dark, turned a faucet to wash my face &#8230; and nothing emerged from the pipes but a faint gurgle.<\/p>\n<p>I hate it when that happens, too.<\/p>\n<p><em>Did I not pay my water bill? Of course I paid it. SHTF overnight and I didn&#8217;t notice? I dunno. Where&#8217;s my tea?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Fortunately I&#8217;d prepped the tea kettle last night. Fortunately, I have stored water, some of which I just refreshed this week. I won&#8217;t even be inconvenienced unless the S really has HTF. But you know, that stored water suddenly looks a lot less adequate.<\/p>\n<p>Most likely a water main went blooey somewhere in town. That happened once before, but that time we had the Big Clew of a crew working two doors down. (Their utility locater had oopsied and equipment meant for underground electric service crunched through a water line that was at that moment busily flooding a neighbor&#8217;s driveway.) This morning, who knows? I doubt anybody&#8217;s installing underground electrical at 5:30 a.m.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s pretty funny that I was already planning a blog titled &#8220;I hate it when that happens.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>It may be wise to stay in bed this morning, in case there&#8217;s anything else in store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been dry and warm. I&#8217;ve been working on the outside of the house (north wall, exterior of screen porch; I&#8217;d have pix except for my camera having died and the phone cameras being a PITA). But yesterday was misty. Enough that the &#8220;mist&#8221; dripped from the eaves all morning. So I slipped under the cover of the screen porch and returned to shingling the wall between porch and bedroom. A small fear I&#8217;ve been nursing soon proved true: I&#8217;m going to run out of shingles on the last row. On the very last freakin&#8217; row. I hate it when that&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/31\/i-hate-it-when-that-happens\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I hate it when that happens<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,27,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home-improvement","category-preparedness","category-rural-and-small-town-living","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32577"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32586,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32577\/revisions\/32586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}