{"id":32935,"date":"2017-09-19T15:22:24","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T22:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=32935"},"modified":"2017-09-19T15:57:33","modified_gmt":"2017-09-19T22:57:33","slug":"a-dogs-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2017\/09\/19\/a-dogs-life\/","title":{"rendered":"A dog’s life"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ava had dental surgery today. Under general anesthetic. She just came home from Furrydoc’s.<\/p>\n

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I may have enhanced the eyes on that last one. Slightly. I admit nothing.<\/p>\n

The funniest thing was watching her try to walk. Best analogy: a drunk at 2:00 a.m., trying verrrrry, verrrrry carefully to pass his field sobriety test.<\/p>\n

The unfunniest part will getting the vet bill at the end of the month. Fortunately Furrydoc lets me pay installments.<\/p>\n

When Ava had been awake long enough to come home, Furrydoc texted me: “Your princess awaits her carriage.” She knows Her Royal Highness Princess Ava Prettypaws very well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ava had dental surgery today. Under general anesthetic. She just came home from Furrydoc’s. I may have enhanced the eyes on that last one. Slightly. I admit nothing. The funniest thing was watching her try to walk. Best analogy: a drunk at 2:00 a.m., trying verrrrry, verrrrry carefully to pass his field sobriety test. The unfunniest part will getting the vet bill at the end of the month. Fortunately Furrydoc lets me pay installments. When Ava had been awake long enough to come home, Furrydoc texted me: “Your princess awaits her carriage.” She knows Her Royal Highness Princess Ava Prettypaws…<\/p>\n

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