{"id":40715,"date":"2019-01-16T07:44:37","date_gmt":"2019-01-16T15:44:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=40715"},"modified":"2019-01-16T10:02:46","modified_gmt":"2019-01-16T18:02:46","slug":"the-good-news-and-the-bad-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/16\/the-good-news-and-the-bad-news\/","title":{"rendered":"The good news and the bad news"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(I&#8217;ll let you decide which is which.)<\/p>\n<p>Although I have not yet been officially declared brain dead, I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s  panel being convened somewhere to discuss the issue. <\/p>\n<p>However, it appears that physically I still survive.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve thought for a long time now that getting old was a pretty cool thing. I&#8217;ve enjoyed the anonymity and the not giving a flying eff aspect of it. Not having to answer to anybody. Not being inspected for my sexual value as I walk down the street. Dressing as I please. Not much caring what others think. Hearing that the world is going to end in the Next! Screaming! Crisis! and knowing it won&#8217;t. Meeting a likable man and not immediately falling into that absurd &#8220;will we or won&#8217;t we&#8221; social dance. <\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m seeing the other aspect of getting old and cool is not the word for it &#8212; although cold chills apply.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>My appetite finally returned yesterday, although the pleasure of fine dining (aka heating up a can of Campbell&#8217;s Hearty Bean and Ham) is diminished by spasmodic coughing fits between bites. Or worse, during them.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I&#8217;m now back at my high school weight, which has been a casual goal for a while. It was only a few pounds to lose, but they were persistent suckers.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t the way I&#8217;d have chosen to lose them, though.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so hopelessly behind in reading, let alone answering, my email that I&#8217;ve given up trying. I can only apologize for not responding &#8212; and contemplate why a virtual (and therefore non-existant) mailbox littered with bits and bytes fills me with such dread.<\/p>\n<p>I did ease back into cruising the &#8216;Net yesterday. Couldn&#8217;t handle the news (gods forbid, are we <em>still<\/em> supposed to feel sorry for those out-of-paycheck TSA gropers and thieves, who even with their supposed hardships <a href=\"https:\/\/fee.org\/articles\/furloughed-federal-employees-are-still-paid-more-than-you\/\" target=\"_blank\">make more than their less pervy peers<\/a>?).<\/p>\n<p>But I may have some thrilling dog-rescue videos for you later.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211; <\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m nerving myself up actually to getting out of bed this morning and perhaps even bathing my sweaty self and washing my sweaty bedclothes. We&#8217;ll see how far I progress in these monumental leaps toward health and normal life.<\/p>\n<p>If all goes well, I may even dress and go to the post office to check my mail. <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t count on anything so wildly, boldly dramatic as a half-mile trek to the PO, though. Small steps, small steps &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I&#8217;m cheered and carried along by your good wishes. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(I&#8217;ll let you decide which is which.) Although I have not yet been officially declared brain dead, I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s panel being convened somewhere to discuss the issue. However, it appears that physically I still survive. &#8212;&#8211; I&#8217;ve thought for a long time now that getting old was a pretty cool thing. I&#8217;ve enjoyed the anonymity and the not giving a flying eff aspect of it. Not having to answer to anybody. Not being inspected for my sexual value as I walk down the street. Dressing as I please. Not much caring what others think. Hearing that the world is&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/16\/the-good-news-and-the-bad-news\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The good news and the bad news<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-and-science","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40715"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40728,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40715\/revisions\/40728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}