{"id":40741,"date":"2019-01-19T09:56:17","date_gmt":"2019-01-19T17:56:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=40741"},"modified":"2019-01-19T09:56:17","modified_gmt":"2019-01-19T17:56:17","slug":"sorry-for-boring-you-to-death","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/19\/sorry-for-boring-you-to-death\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry for boring you to death"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry for the continued lack of blogging. The illusion that I was getting better on Wednesday was just that &#8212; a pleasant, cheery self-delusion right up there with &#8220;the government cares about the little people&#8221; or &#8220;I&#8217;m sure to win the next Powerball drawing.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>It was back to bed without eating on Thursday, then apathy-on-the-couch yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Today it&#8217;s safer to say I&#8217;m on the real road to recovery, but I&#8217;m wobbly, weak, and have lost several more pounds. So this time I&#8217;m damn well not going to get ambitious and jinx the situation. It&#8217;s idleness, soup, Michael Connelly books, and Harry Potter movies for me all weekend.<\/p>\n<p>I will toss you some links randomly collected during the week&#8217;s lucid moments as soon as I finish this post. And a big thanks to jc2k for a wealth of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/16\/dog-rescue-videos-or-what-i-did-online-once-i-was-well-enough-to-surf-the-net-but-still-not-strong-enough-to-stomach-the-news\/#comment-68796\" target=\"_blank\">dog-rescuing-somebody-or-something stories<\/a> in comments while I&#8217;ve been out of it.<\/p>\n<p>My advice to you all: Don&#8217;t catch this thing. Especially don&#8217;t catch this thing if you already have fragile lungs, as I do. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry for the continued lack of blogging. The illusion that I was getting better on Wednesday was just that &#8212; a pleasant, cheery self-delusion right up there with &#8220;the government cares about the little people&#8221; or &#8220;I&#8217;m sure to win the next Powerball drawing.&#8221; It was back to bed without eating on Thursday, then apathy-on-the-couch yesterday. Today it&#8217;s safer to say I&#8217;m on the real road to recovery, but I&#8217;m wobbly, weak, and have lost several more pounds. So this time I&#8217;m damn well not going to get ambitious and jinx the situation. It&#8217;s idleness, soup, Michael Connelly books,&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2019\/01\/19\/sorry-for-boring-you-to-death\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Sorry for boring you to death<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-administrivia","category-dogs-and-cats","category-health-and-science","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40741"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40743,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40741\/revisions\/40743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}