{"id":43944,"date":"2021-07-27T03:05:32","date_gmt":"2021-07-27T10:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/?p=43944"},"modified":"2021-07-26T20:12:37","modified_gmt":"2021-07-27T03:12:37","slug":"on-the-lighter-side-fifty-ways-to-be-survivin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2021\/07\/27\/on-the-lighter-side-fifty-ways-to-be-survivin\/","title":{"rendered":"On the lighter side 2: Fifty Ways to be Survivin’<\/em>"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Living Freedom Forums member BearMama, with apologies to Paul Simon. (The general rule is “what happens at the forums stays at the forums, but I know in this case she won’t mind.)<\/p>\n

—–<\/p>\n

\u201cThe problem is NOT inside your head,\u201d she said to me
\n\u201cThere really are so many things to make you dead
\nI’d like to help you — take this red pill, follow me
\nThere must be fifty ways to be survivin’\u201d<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cI know that this is what they’ll call WrongThink
\nFurthermore, I hope you don’t see my tinfoil and call a shrink
\nBut I’ll repeat myself — there’s gonna be some bad hijinks
\nThere must be fifty ways to be survivin’
\nFifty ways to be survivin’<\/p>\n

You just get off the grid, Sid
\nJust learn to can, Stan
\nSet up some bees, Louise
\nJust get yourself free
\nDON’T get on their bus, Gus
\nYou don’t need to discuss much
\nJust plead the Fifth, quick
\nAnd get yourself free<\/p>\n

She said, \u201cIt grieves me so to see you be a sheep
\nI wish there was something I could do to wake you from your sleep\u201d
\nI said, \u201cI appreciate that, and would you please explain
\nAbout the fifty ways?\u201d<\/p>\n

She said \u201cWhy don’t we both just sleep on it tonight
\nJust keep your head down and discipline your light\u201d
\nAnd then she kissed me, and I woke up from my fright
\nThere must be fifty ways to be survivin’
\nFifty ways to be survivin’<\/p>\n

Oh, get you some comms, Tom
\nGo full Grey Man, Stan
\nYou don’t need to comply, Guy
\nJust get yourself free
\nStay OFF their bus, Gus
\nYou don’t need to discuss much
\nJust keep straight your aim, James
\nAnd get yourself free<\/p>\n

Teach your own kids, Sid
\nHold on to Truth, Ruth
\nAdd some herb plots, Dot
\nJust listen to me
\nNEVER, EVER THE BUS, Gus
\nYou don’t need to discuss much
\nRaise your own meat, Pete
\nAnd get yourself free<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Living Freedom Forums member BearMama, with apologies to Paul Simon. (The general rule is “what happens at the forums stays at the forums, but I know in this case she won’t mind.) —– \u201cThe problem is NOT inside your head,\u201d she said to me \u201cThere really are so many things to make you dead I’d like to help you — take this red pill, follow me There must be fifty ways to be survivin’\u201d She said, \u201cI know that this is what they’ll call WrongThink Furthermore, I hope you don’t see my tinfoil and call a shrink But I’ll…<\/p>\n

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