{"id":4487,"date":"2011-03-02T08:09:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T15:09:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=4487"},"modified":"2011-03-02T08:09:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T15:09:01","slug":"outlaws-just-go-read-joel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/02\/outlaws-just-go-read-joel\/","title":{"rendered":"Outlaws. Just go read Joel."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gads. Joel. If there&#8217;s such a thing as reincarnation (and I hope not), I&#8217;ll return in the next life as Joel&#8217;s brain if I&#8217;m really good.<\/p>\n<p>I have nothing to say today. I&#8217;m overwhelmed by work, by life, by soul-baring blogitude and even more touchingly soul-baring comments. Just go <a href=\"http:\/\/theultimateanswertokings.blogspot.com\/2011\/03\/i-dreamed-i-saw-mamaliberty-last-night.html\" target=\"_blank\">read Joel.<\/a> He&#8217;s freaking brilliant and funny as all get out.<\/p>\n<p>Me, I&#8217;m declaring a Mental Health Day. Off to play hooky. Driving to the Wonderous Place of Cheap Doors and Windows (and plumbing fixtures and floorings). Tempting myself with the Wonders of Wal-Mart. Reviving my spirits at the Discount Vitamin Store. Indulging in Junque Shopping.<\/p>\n<p>Good-bye cruel world. I&#8217;ll be back to work tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gads. Joel. If there&#8217;s such a thing as reincarnation (and I hope not), I&#8217;ll return in the next life as Joel&#8217;s brain if I&#8217;m really good. I have nothing to say today. I&#8217;m overwhelmed by work, by life, by soul-baring blogitude and even more touchingly soul-baring comments. Just go read Joel. He&#8217;s freaking brilliant and funny as all get out. Me, I&#8217;m declaring a Mental Health Day. Off to play hooky. Driving to the Wonderous Place of Cheap Doors and Windows (and plumbing fixtures and floorings). Tempting myself with the Wonders of Wal-Mart. Reviving my spirits at the Discount Vitamin&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/02\/outlaws-just-go-read-joel\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Outlaws. Just go read Joel.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mind-and-spirit","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}