{"id":5418,"date":"2011-04-28T07:55:11","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T14:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=5418"},"modified":"2011-04-28T07:55:11","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T14:55:11","slug":"coming-soon-to-an-airport-border-crossing-or-government-building-near-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/28\/coming-soon-to-an-airport-border-crossing-or-government-building-near-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Coming soon to an airport, border crossing, or government building near you"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Meet the next generation of police-state scanners. Guess we can’t call ’em porno-scanners any more, because they don’t show our private parts as much as the present ones do. Nope. They just probe our bones and internal organs and our prosthetics if we have ’em. With x-rays. But totally “safe” x-rays, of course. How could you imagine otherwise, you unpatriotic little weasel? That you could even think<\/i> such a thing obviously proves you have something to hide.<\/p>\n

Guess all those expensive machines the TSA just bought will soon have to be replaced with new<\/i> expensive machines. From the friendly company (a subset of it)<\/a> that brings us all those nice cameras and printers — Canon. Machines that can detect “contraband” in our body cavities. Poor Michael Chertoff. Wonder which competing lobbyist will snag the cash this time?<\/p>\n

And these shiny new devices are designed especially for use in airports, border crossings, government buildings and prisons<\/i>. Don’t suppose anybody from Homeland (Achtung!) Security will see the irony in that, do you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meet the next generation of police-state scanners. Guess we can’t call ’em porno-scanners any more, because they don’t show our private parts as much as the present ones do. Nope. They just probe our bones and internal organs and our prosthetics if we have ’em. With x-rays. But totally “safe” x-rays, of course. How could you imagine otherwise, you unpatriotic little weasel? That you could even think such a thing obviously proves you have something to hide. Guess all those expensive machines the TSA just bought will soon have to be replaced with new expensive machines. From the friendly company…<\/p>\n

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