{"id":6724,"date":"2011-08-12T03:57:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T10:57:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=6724"},"modified":"2011-08-12T03:57:20","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T10:57:20","slug":"hardyville-tales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/12\/hardyville-tales\/","title":{"rendered":"Hardyville Tales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><FONT SIZE=5 FACE=\"ARIAL\" COLOR=\"#0066CC\"><B>Hardyville Tales<\/B><\/FONT><BR><\/p>\n<p>\t<FONT SIZE=2 FACE=\"ARIAL\"><B>by Claire Wolfe<\/B><\/FONT><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cLike A Prairie Home Companion \u2026 with grenades!\u201d \u2014 Michael W. Dean, filmmaker and gadfly<\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p>See below for two ways to order.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/cw01.jpg\" alt=\"Hardyville Tales\" width=\"200\" height=\"288\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\"><\/p>\n<p>ONCE UPON A TIME &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; there was a town called Hardyville. Truth to tell, it wasn&#8217;t much of a place. The nearest freeway passed about 200 miles away &#8212; and kept right on passing. It didn&#8217;t have a single sign of what people in the real world might have called civilization or culture. It was just one dusty intersection with one lone stoplight, a few encircling residential streets, a fair number of surrounding ranches, and a whole lot of nothing, all located in a red-rock valley 600 miles west of the precise geographic middle of nowhere.<\/p>\n<p>Hardyville was also &#8212; from 1997 to 2007, on and off &#8212; located on the Internet, first on a news site and then on the website of <i>Backwoods Home<\/i> magazine.<\/p>\n<p>Given the town&#8217;s absolute lack of conventional appeal, you might ask, &quot;Why the heck would anybody want to be there?&quot; There are reasons &#8212; about 1776 of them.<\/p>\n<p>Hardyville does have one really, really great thing: some of the most smart, cussed, stubborn, independent, clear-headed people you&#8217;d ever want to meet. And Hardyville doesn&#8217;t have one really, really awful thing most of the rest of the world is saddled with: too damn much government. <\/p>\n<p>Hardyville managed to scrape its way into the twenty-first century almost entirely without politicians, bureaucrats, or any of their Evil Spawn. It is, in other words, what America once had a chance to become &#8212; and didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>So what happens when the immovable objects of freedom and sheer, bloody stubbornness are slammed by the (so we are taught to believe) irresistible forces of faux-democracy, bureaucracy, and a whole army of other -ocracies and -isms?<\/p>\n<p>Read on and you&#8217;ll soon know &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two ways to order:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Purchase <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/store\/files\/cw01.html\" target=\"_blank\">non-autographed copies<\/a> directly from the publisher for $6.95 plus postage.<\/p>\n<p>Purchase <strong>autographed copies<\/strong> directly from me, Claire Wolfe (otherwise known as Your Humble Author) for $12 <strong>postage paid<\/strong>. Get two copies for $20 postpaid. Or indulge and buy five copies for only $35 total (that&#8217;s just $7 apiece!). Simply use the PayPal button below.<\/p>\n<p>Use the message box to tell me the name you want the book(s) autographed to.<\/p>\n<form action=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/cgi-bin\/webscr\" method=\"post\">\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"cmd\" value=\"_s-xclick\"><br \/>\n<input type=\"hidden\" name=\"hosted_button_id\" value=\"8STXPUXNJS26S\"><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"on0\" value=\"Quantities\">Quantities<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><select name=\"os0\"><option value=\"Single copy\">Single copy $12.00<\/option><option value=\"Two copies\">Two copies $20.00<\/option><option value=\"Five copies\">Five copies $35.00<\/option><\/select> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"currency_code\" value=\"USD\"><br \/>\n<input type=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/btn\/btn_buynowCC_LG.gif\" border=\"0\" name=\"submit\" alt=\"PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online!\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/www.paypalobjects.com\/en_US\/i\/scr\/pixel.gif\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"><br \/>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hardyville Tales by Claire Wolfe \u201cLike A Prairie Home Companion \u2026 with grenades!\u201d \u2014 Michael W. Dean, filmmaker and gadfly See below for two ways to order. ONCE UPON A TIME &#8230; &#8230; there was a town called Hardyville. Truth to tell, it wasn&#8217;t much of a place. The nearest freeway passed about 200 miles away &#8212; and kept right on passing. It didn&#8217;t have a single sign of what people in the real world might have called civilization or culture. It was just one dusty intersection with one lone stoplight, a few encircling residential streets, a fair number of&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/12\/hardyville-tales\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hardyville Tales<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books-and-movies","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}