{"id":7596,"date":"2011-10-17T02:34:11","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T09:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=7596"},"modified":"2011-10-17T02:34:11","modified_gmt":"2011-10-17T09:34:11","slug":"yogurt-raffle-rifle-defective-dog-responsibilities-book-review-and-oh-never-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/17\/yogurt-raffle-rifle-defective-dog-responsibilities-book-review-and-oh-never-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"Yogurt, raffle rifle, defective dog, responsibilities, book review &#8230; and oh, never mind."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay. I promised updates. I&#8217;m behind on some of them. So no revolutionizing today. No deep probes into the psyche. No snicker-snark over political follies. Just catching up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Yogurt update:<\/strong> Two weeks ago I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/2011\/10\/02\/first-batch-of-yogurt-fermenting\/\">posted about making the first batch of yogurt<\/a> in my new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B001DZ8S5U\/ref=as_li_tf_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=livifree07-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=217145&#038;creative=399377&#038;creativeASIN=B001DZ8S5U\" target=\"_blank\">Yolife Yogurt Maker<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;ve made five batches since then and I&#8217;m tellin&#8217; ya, this is something <i>even I can do<\/i>. (And when you&#8217;re talking things of the kitchen, that&#8217;s always <del datetime=\"2011-10-16T22:58:38+00:00\">a good<\/del> a completely freaking amazing sign.) Not only is it easy. It&#8217;s <i>so<\/i> easy that I usually whip up a batch before I&#8217;ve had my morning tea. And believe me, I don&#8217;t do anything even mildly challenging before tea.<\/p>\n<p>In the first batch I fermented different blends in six jars. Five turned out scrumptious, with the most delicious of all being the one with Karen&#8217;s locally made apricot syrup in the bottom. One learning experience: Pat was right and the instructions that came with the yogurt maker were wrong; you can&#8217;t stir fruit syrup directly into the activated milk. It won&#8217;t set properly. But pour it in the bottom and mmmmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>I chose the Yolife partly because it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/2011\/09\/28\/yogurt-maker-and-a-defective-dog\/\">has two hoods<\/a>, one for use with its own small jars, one tall enough to fit one-quart canning jars.<\/p>\n<p>Good theory. In practice, not so much. Turns out you can definitely make quart-sized batches of yogurt &#8212; as long as you do it in horizontal containers. But the heat doesn&#8217;t reach high enough to set the liquid in a quart-sized Mason jar.<\/p>\n<p>No loss, though. It also turns out that even soupy yogurt can be turned into pretty decent Greek yogurt. To wit:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/2011\/10\/17\/yogurt-raffle-rifle-defective-dog-responsibilities-book-review-and-oh-never-mind\/greekyogurtmaking_1011\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7597\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/GreekYogurtMaking_1011.jpg\" alt=\"Poorly set yogurt being strained to make Greek yogurt\" title=\"GreekYogurtMaking_1011\" width=\"450\" height=\"339\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7597\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/GreekYogurtMaking_1011.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/GreekYogurtMaking_1011-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just wrap a bowl in a piece of clean cloth (in this case, a flour-sack dishtowel), pour the soupy glop into it, cover and refrigerate overnight. <i>Voila!<\/i> Next morning large quantities of whey will have drained through the cloth into the bowl, leaving nice, firm, tasty yogurt on top.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rifle raffle update:<\/strong> Uh. Yeah. I said I hoped to have sketches of proposed custom camo for you to v*te on in September and a painted rifle by mid-October. Well. Um. I&#8217;m not.<\/p>\n<p>I will though. Eventually I will. Really.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Responsibilities of a citizen of the police state update:<\/strong> Part V. That ain&#8217;t gonna happen. I finally realized I&#8217;d said all I had to say. You&#8217;ll have to be content with the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/2011\/07\/20\/responsibilities-of-a-resident-of-the-police-state-part-iv\/\">four parts already published<\/a> and the (related) oldie-but-goodie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/2011\/08\/04\/sustainable-freedom-and-qualities-of-a-free-man\/\">Sustainable Freedom series<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Or write your own Part V. That&#8217;s a possibility.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Defective dog update:<\/strong> The boy with the birth defect is still here (his story is above, same link as the one about receiving the yogurt maker). That&#8217;s him in the photo up there, hoping a bowl of tasty stuff will fall on the floor. <\/p>\n<p>None of our options for getting him to a teaching hospital or a clinic with experience in this rare defect panned out. So he goes under the knife locally on Tuesday. I totally trust our great vet to do the job.<\/p>\n<p>More good news: once he recovers he&#8217;s probably headed for a prison-pet-partnership program, where he&#8217;ll be trained by an inmate and adopted out with some of his rough edges smoothed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Belated book review:<\/strong> Thank heaven I&#8217;m not the only one who gets a little behind now and then. Jim Bovard calls this <a href=\"http:\/\/jimbovard.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/16\/claire-wolfes-great-new-novel-hardyville-tales\/\" target=\"_blank\">a belated review<\/a> of <i>Hardyville Tales<\/i>. But in my book no review this good can ever be too late.<\/p>\n<p><strong>And speaking of belated &#8230;<\/strong> The tired, troublesome old world is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/end-of-world-2011-10\" target=\"_blank\"><i>finally<\/i> going to end<\/a> this week.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Bout darned time. We&#8217;ve been waiting five months. Or thousands of years depending on your perspective. Oh, and there&#8217;s good news for us skeptics. Apparently there are no <a href=\"http:\/\/www.familyradio.com\/x\/whathappened.html\" target=\"_blank\">lakes of hellfire<\/a>, pitchfork prods, or putrid political promises in our future. At least not eternal ones. (Although what <a href=\"http:\/\/skepticsannotatedbible.com\/dt\/25.html\" target=\"_blank\">Deuteronomy 25<\/a> has to do with it I can&#8217;t be sure. If anybody&#8217;s future hangs on D25, I think everybody&#8217;s in trouble.)<\/p>\n<p>But hey &#8230; does this mean that after this Friday we won&#8217;t have to <i>worry<\/i> any more about things we&#8217;ve gotten behind on? Or who wins the next presidential election? Or whether Lindsay Lohan has to go through rehab again?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, there are some huge plusses to this end-of-the-world thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay. I promised updates. I&#8217;m behind on some of them. So no revolutionizing today. No deep probes into the psyche. No snicker-snark over political follies. Just catching up. Yogurt update: Two weeks ago I posted about making the first batch of yogurt in my new Yolife Yogurt Maker. Well, I&#8217;ve made five batches since then and I&#8217;m tellin&#8217; ya, this is something even I can do. (And when you&#8217;re talking things of the kitchen, that&#8217;s always a good a completely freaking amazing sign.) Not only is it easy. It&#8217;s so easy that I usually whip up a batch before I&#8217;ve&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/17\/yogurt-raffle-rifle-defective-dog-responsibilities-book-review-and-oh-never-mind\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yogurt, raffle rifle, defective dog, responsibilities, book review &#8230; and oh, never mind.<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12,13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs-and-cats","category-guns-and-gun-rights","category-health-and-science","category-humor","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}