But if I posted it, poor old Dave would be compelled to fire my sorry self from the blogging crew.<\/p>\n
Reader JP sent it to me this afternoon. It shows an airport “security” checkpoint. <\/p>\n
Picture a conveyor belt. Picture a male TSA agent in blue uniform. Well, partially in blue uniform. Partially … not. Picture a blonde woman passenger with, shall we say, unusually developed glands. She is emphatically not wearing any uniform of any sort. <\/p>\n
Said TSA agent has said passenger bent over conveyor belt and is … um … subjecting her to an unusually thorough probe. Without using … blue gloves. Or hands.<\/p>\n
He’s saying to her (I paraphrase), “Women have unique places to hide weapons, which is why I perform such diligent searches. It’s for your own good.”<\/p>\n
JP says he found the cartoon on an “interesting” site. You know, one of those that people don’t generally admit to visiting. <\/p>\n
Is there anybody left who takes the TSA seriously?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
But if I posted it, poor old Dave would be compelled to fire my sorry self from the blogging crew. Reader JP sent it to me this afternoon. It shows an airport “security” checkpoint. Picture a conveyor belt. Picture a male TSA agent in blue uniform. Well, partially in blue uniform. Partially … not. Picture a blonde woman passenger with, shall we say, unusually developed glands. She is emphatically not wearing any uniform of any sort. Said TSA agent has said passenger bent over conveyor belt and is … um … subjecting her to an unusually thorough probe. Without using…<\/p>\n