{"id":9681,"date":"2012-04-09T10:13:58","date_gmt":"2012-04-09T17:13:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/blogs\/ClaireWolfe\/?p=9681"},"modified":"2012-04-09T10:13:58","modified_gmt":"2012-04-09T17:13:58","slug":"monday-miscellany-59","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/09\/monday-miscellany-59\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday miscellany"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>That waitress who naively <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/8301-504083_162-57409479-504083\/$12000-tip-waitress-turns-it-in-cops-claim-its-drug-money\/\" target=\"_blank\">turned her $12k tip over to the cops<\/a>? She&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/local\/146315905.html\" target=\"_blank\">getting her money back<\/a> despite police claims that the cash &#8230; um, yeah, um &#8230; &#8220;smells like marijuana so we have to keep it, you know, for your own good.&#8221; (Amazing how self-congratulatory the jerks manage to be even after the whole country beat up on them for stealing from the poor woman.)\n<li>Oh, Arizona, the silliness of your legislators never ends, does it? Now they&#8217;re trying to declare that you can be pregnant up to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/04\/04\/arizona-bill-would-declare-pregnancy-2-weeks-before-conception\/\" target=\"_blank\">two weeks before having sex<\/a>.\n<li>Too late! Too late! You missed your chance to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.businessinsider.com\/a-vietnamese-man-just-bought-americas-smallest-town-for-900000-2012-4\" target=\"_blank\">buy Buford, Wyoming<\/a>.\n<li>Did you know that (among other things) <i>inability to think<\/i> is now a federally protected disability? And <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424052702304692804577281840611106300.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop\" target=\"_blank\">it just gets weirder and weirder<\/a>.\n<li>If you liked Jennifer Lawrence in <i>The Hunger Games<\/i> or <i>Winter&#8217;s Bone<\/i> you might like her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petersenshunting.com\/2012\/04\/05\/hunger-games-star-jennifer-lawrence-spills-squirrell-guts-smashes-peta\/\" target=\"_blank\">even better in real life<\/a>. \ud83d\ude42 (Tip o&#8217; hat to EN.)\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bigredwire.com\/taxkilla\/\"target=\"_blank\">TaxKilla<\/a> and Occupy the IRS. The aim: to teach the 99% how to use one of the tax advantages of the 1%. It&#8217;s just using Schedule C, which all us self-employed types already know. But it&#8217;s using it with <a href=\"http:\/\/littlebiggy.org\/viewSubject\/4713627\" target=\"_blank\"><i>Attitude<\/i><\/a>. (You have to have JavaScript enabled to read the manifesto. Wish they wouldn&#8217;t do that, but it&#8217;s worth it.)\n<li>I&#8217;m sorry the man&#8217;s dead. But he really was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2012\/04\/09\/thomas_kinkade_the_george_w_bush_of_art\/\" target=\"_blank\">the George W. Bush of art<\/a>.\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That waitress who naively turned her $12k tip over to the cops? She&#8217;s getting her money back despite police claims that the cash &#8230; um, yeah, um &#8230; &#8220;smells like marijuana so we have to keep it, you know, for your own good.&#8221; (Amazing how self-congratulatory the jerks manage to be even after the whole country beat up on them for stealing from the poor woman.) Oh, Arizona, the silliness of your legislators never ends, does it? Now they&#8217;re trying to declare that you can be pregnant up to two weeks before having sex. Too late! Too late! You missed&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"more-link-wrapper\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/09\/monday-miscellany-59\/\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Monday miscellany<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,11,20,30,31,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arts-and-aesthetics","category-books-and-movies","category-government","category-money","category-resistance","category-rural-and-small-town-living","category-war-on-some-drugs","ratio-natural","entry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clairewolfe.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}