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Shah Rukh Khan’s autographed body scans

Ohhhh, I’m waiting for these to show up in a Google image search.

Shah Rukh Khan is pretty darned sexy, even in images that don’t show all his … er, endowments.

But (unless this claim turns out to be a publicity stunt by the Bollywood star), thanks to airport body scanners — you know, those machines that never, ever, ever preserve images of our nekkid bodies — autographed views of him in his (so he claims) full glory are already floating around in the world, or at least Heathrow Airport. Oh, lucky us, huh? Just think what future stars our own TSA might … er, reveal.


  1. Kent McManigal
    Kent McManigal February 12, 2010 10:05 am

    It’s like sexting, writ large.

  2. Joel
    Joel February 12, 2010 11:07 am

    I could never determine whether his claim was true. The airport authorities insist that the scanners have no printers, which is plausible and would be pretty easy to prove or disprove.

    Of course they also insist the images are never saved in memory, which is not the least bit plausible. So I guess we’ll have to wait for the images to show up on the Internet. Which, if they exist, wouldn’t take long.

  3. jerry jones
    jerry jones February 13, 2010 7:52 am

    I did a google search eagerly looking for a photo of the hot body that goes with name.
    That name belongs to a dude!
    Anyway, the wife thought he was hawt.

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