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  1. Carl-Bear
    Carl-Bear January 13, 2011 8:28 am

    My only objection to the coffee is the price. A lot of things that people eat are biological waste products: Bread (yeast farts), beer/wine (yeast piss), yogurt (proteins coagulated by bacteria waste), tempeh (moldy soybeans). And vinegar is a two-fer: Yeast piss contaminated with bacteria.

    Heck, you could think of milk as cellulose that’s been pre-processed by a cow.

  2. Scott
    Scott January 13, 2011 10:16 am

    Isn’t modern insulin essentially the waste products of genetically altered bacteria? Cheese is another “waste” product(at least, some cheeses). Still, you gotta wonder who first thought up the idea of brewing civet turds and drinking it.
    Crackpot theories-as far as beaming thoughts directly into your brain…no. I *think* radio waves(up and down the spectrum) have been used,with varying degrees of success,to maybe rattle the bones in your ear,but that’s about it.

  3. MamaLiberty
    MamaLiberty January 13, 2011 10:42 am

    I’d have to say, “NO thanks.” I like my coffee strong and acid anyway. 🙂

  4. Winston
    Winston January 13, 2011 10:56 am

    If you want to talk about nasty ways to eat food…the Icelanders pretty much win, as seen in this comic:

    http://tinypic.com/r/2gshizb/7

  5. Kent McManigal
    Kent McManigal January 13, 2011 2:57 pm

    A few years ago I had a friend who turned out to be the King of the “Government is sending messages into my brain” people. Scary, scary stuff. Especially when he decided I was from Mars and working with the feds to control his mind. We parted ways pretty much immediately, but he did tell a few acquaintances he wanted to blow my brains out before he disappeared for good.

  6. George Potter
    George Potter January 13, 2011 5:21 pm

    “No thanks, I’ll have tea?”

    :p

  7. naturegirl
    naturegirl January 14, 2011 3:04 am

    I saw that & I thought Oh no, not more theories….LOL…those were interesting ones, though…..

    Kent’s story was scarier, I feel bad for you…..maybe the aliens got him…..

    I still haven’t recovered from the McNugget grossness, good thing I don’t drink coffee…..

  8. George Potter
    George Potter January 14, 2011 4:43 pm

    You know, I have been so desperate for coffee that I’ve heated up pot leftovers from two days prior, just to kill the caffeine withdrawal headache. But whoever it was that ‘discovered’ the crap-roast-coffee was truly truly hardcore!

  9. cctyker
    cctyker January 14, 2011 8:15 pm

    My problem with these correct conspiracy events is that they continue, and they get more sophisticated with the help of technology.

    They also get more open and accepted by the public. The government has used the 9/11 event to instill debilitating fear in millions of us.

    People might feel helpless about what to do about it now, but it won’t be long and they will be helpless.

    For this country, the trek to hell seems short. The trek back to heaven seems ages away.

  10. naturegirl
    naturegirl January 14, 2011 10:47 pm

    Wow…I mean, just wow – thanks for the link, Kent….after I got done lol-ing at the “awesome mind control powers” part at the end, I had to think that you literally dodged a bullet with that odd one…..

  11. naturegirl
    naturegirl January 14, 2011 10:54 pm

    *edit that to dodged a potential bullet*

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