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Your latest opportunity to be a criminal!

Got any relatives in the U.S. Air Force? Any at all? Not necessarily a son or a brother or a daughter or anybody that close. But how about your third cousin twice removed? Your uncle by marriage? The brother-in-law of your sister’s estranged husband?

And have you read any of the information disclosed in the WikiLeaked cables? (Confess it; you know you have.)

Then congratulations! YOU may be our Federal Felon of the Day!

7 Comments

  1. Kent McManigal
    Kent McManigal February 7, 2011 9:36 pm

    So, does that particular federal felony get to cut in line in front of all the others I’ve possibly committed? Cuz I’d hate to play favorites. First come; first served.

  2. bumperwack
    bumperwack February 8, 2011 10:59 am

    welcome to the party pal

  3. Claire
    Claire February 10, 2011 7:58 pm

    Jake MacGregor — Thank you! That’s good information. There’s one other way to “unofficially” qualify for Panamanian residency, too. A good one for people who don’t have pensions or fortunes. Some American expats I know have been using it for years. Just leave the country for a weekend every 90 days, then return.

    With most countries, once you’ve stayed the maximum allotted time you have to leave and can’t come back for ages (in New Zealand, for instance, I believe it’s nine months). With Panama, just hop over to Costa Rica for a couple of days and you’re good to return and get on with Panamanian living. I do believe they’re trying to close that loophole, though.

    Oh … and Jake … Do you not have my email address? After your kind offers a while back, I send you some emails. So I might still be in your files somewhere.

  4. Claire
    Claire February 10, 2011 7:59 pm

    Kent — Ah, but that’s the adventure of it, you see. You never know which federal felony might take precedence on any given day. Sometimes it’s your choice — and sometimes some unexpectted visitors in black ski masks will make the choice for you. What fun, eh?

  5. gooch
    gooch February 10, 2011 8:53 pm

    Well I wonder what the USAF would say If they found out I not only read some of those ‘leaked documents’ but I also sent support money to the WikiLeaks Org ?

    My Father was a career Air Farce Ossifer and my brother did a four year hitch with them.

    Me I was tempted into the Navy by the rumor that “the Navy feeds good”.

    So do I get three strikes all together ?
    1- Read the files
    2- Sent them money
    3- Related to an Air Farce employee ?

    Yet another Prime Example of the meaning of the oxymoron “military intelligence”.

  6. Jake MacGregor
    Jake MacGregor February 12, 2011 4:22 pm

    claire, never got the emails – that gmail account seems to have been a dud :>)

    pls use email i registered these with

    jake

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