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  1. Kent McManigal
    Kent McManigal May 4, 2011 9:25 pm

    I guess by this kind of “logic”, Hitler would have made a good president of JPFO. 🙁

    Sometimes the world is just to insane to believe.

  2. Kevin Wilmeth
    Kevin Wilmeth May 5, 2011 12:47 am

    Actually, the saddest part of all this may be that, at a certain point with headlines like this, The Onion may simply become too irrelevant to survive.

  3. Scott
    Scott May 5, 2011 1:54 pm

    Might make a good episode of “Southpark”(which they already got a start on), or maybe Ren and Stimpy.

  4. Samuel Adams
    Samuel Adams May 5, 2011 3:23 pm

    What will they think of next. A congressional committee to enforce ethics on politicians? Oh, wait….

  5. Judy
    Judy May 5, 2011 8:40 pm


  6. Matt
    Matt May 6, 2011 9:25 am

    Really funny. No matter who the Ethics chief might be Xe, etc will never be ethical. If they were ethical, they would not be profitable.

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