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Wars on weeds, privacy, common sense and other matters. (My wars make more sense than theirs.)

It was a good weekend. Saturday I declared war on the Dreaded Knotweed. I did not obey the Geneva convention.

While berserking and crusading against the Vile Vegetable, I hatched a scheme that might take care of my two problems at once: knotweed and hazardous trash — using the trash as part — only part — of an elaborate barrier against the weed.

It will take earth-moving equipment, as Commentariat members noted. Or it will take backbreaking manual labor. It will take a concrete retaining wall. As Roger rightly notes, the only way to stop the vegetation invasion, if you can’t entirely eradicate the plant at the root, is with a truly impenetrable barrier two feet into the earth. (Roger lives in Wales. The UK has it much worse than we do). A deep, solid barrier. It will take that.

It will take more sweating in the summer sun. It will no doubt involve Much Cussing. But if it works, it puts the trash in the knotweed’s path and gets it out of my lawn.

It was a good weekend. I am the Knotweed Nemesis.

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On other subjects, friend Y.B. ben Avraham sends a link to this essay on how modernity — or specifically the welfare state — has not been kind to the Celt.

Celt as in the U.S. backwoods population of Scots-Irish who fought the Revolution, then fought the Whiskey Rebellion, then fought each other (Hatfields and McCoys), and fought in every U.S. war, and at every step fought “the revenooers.”

These are my people, along with the Irish-Irish and a bunch of rock-ribbed German religious dissenters. They are likely also somewhere in your family tree. They are the people Jim Webb (a rare “good” politician) wrote about in Born Fighting: How the Scots-Irish Shaped America, a book PT shared with me and I learned a lot from.

These inconvenient Celts have always been scorned by those with pretensions, always been useful in a fight that the privileged and pretentious didn’t care to fight for themselves. Now what will become of them? What becomes of them is what becomes of the country they were so vital in helping build.

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And does anybody find it telling that the head of Transparency International, which wants to end financial privacy for thee and me, is a former head of the World Bank (H/T MJR) — an outfit not known for being all that transparent, its ownself. Or terribly interested in the transparency of government powers.

Government secrecy. Such a handy weapon against We the People. So many handy, handy weapons for them, so few for us. Lord Acton knew.

And so begins the moral crusade, post-Panama Papers.

BTW, one reason few Americans have shown up yet in the infamous papers is that the type of offshore entity Mossack Fonseca specializes in is more utilized by Europeans. And since the purloined records go back to 1970-something, FATCA (evil though it otherwise is) is not the reason for the lack of U.S. people in the data dump.

Still waiting for the other shoe to drop, though.

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No wonder people say note that “government intelligence” is an oxymoron.

Eejits. They proliferate worse than knotweed.

Sometimes it seems as if the collective “mind” of government works like this poor woman’s (H/T ML). It thinks but can’t put any of the thoughts together in a coherent narrative that might reveal why everything it does turns again and again to shite.

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Still, it was a good weekend.

It was also a good weekend because I received a baby lemon eucalyptus tree from MamaLiberty. She grew it from a seed planted indoors this winter in Wyoming. And now it sits, a couple inches high, in a window in the Pacific Northwest.

It sits next to an aloe vera plant, the only potted plant I’ve owned in years that hasn’t promptly died. That monster aloe appears likely to live forever.

Here’s hoping the aloe will be an inspiration to the baby eucalyptus and that it will someday grow up to live in the outdoors and take care of itself, as Nature intended plants to do. (Alas that some plants mentioned here take care of themselves all too well.)

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Okay, that’s it for my news.

Finally, for you miniature geeks (not meaning very small geeks, but geeks who love miniatures, and in particularly model railroads), take a gander at this.

14 Comments

  1. RustyGunner
    RustyGunner April 12, 2016 1:32 am

    Aloe Vera plants are hardy and self-tending, but be aware that beyond a certain size you will have to feed it Rick Moranis.

  2. MamaLIberty
    MamaLIberty April 12, 2016 4:37 am

    Water the aloe plants about the same way you do the eucalyptus and they’ll be fine for a while. If it is one of the larger species, however, there will come a time when you must dump the whole thing out, take a handful of the smaller baby shoots and repot them. You can plant the big stuff outdoors someplace bright, but sheltered. I suspect it will survive outside if it doesn’t get waterlogged. Or put it in a larger pot for outdoors. Excellent drainage is the key.

    So glad the little tree made it there in good shape đŸ™‚ And I know you’ll enjoy it.

  3. David
    David April 12, 2016 6:45 am

    I had an aloe that I watered bi-weekly by flooding the pot from a bucket. It grew leaves (if that is what they are called) as long as my arm. It died when it froze, left out by my GF when I had a job out of town.

    Knotweed can allegedly be eaten, or so I’ve read. apparently new leaves and young shoots. I have not tried it yet, and doubt you could eat enough to control it, but you can eat it.

  4. MamaLIberty
    MamaLIberty April 12, 2016 11:05 am

    You are right, David. Aloe won’t survive a freeze. I put mine out on the deck in the summer, under some shade, and pull it back in when it threatens to freeze. Don’t leave a potted aloe in full sun, since the leaves will simply cook. Keep a chunk of leaf, in a jar with some salt water, in the refrigerator – or small amounts of shredded aloe leaves in snack size bags in the freezer. There is no better remedy for a kitchen burn.

    Lots of wild plants can be eaten, but most have a very strong taste and so not palatable for modern taste buds. But I remember eating stinging nettles and other wild things when I was a girl in Michigan. My favorite was wild asparagus, much stronger flavored than what you get in the grocery store today.

  5. Fred
    Fred April 12, 2016 6:18 pm

    Never call them to talk. If they come down out of the hills, up out of the hollers, and from the deep woods they will only come to do one thing. Fight. Long live Appalachia or as I still call it, the Bible Belt. They don’t call my neck of the woods the volunteer state for nothing. When the talking is done you let them know. Only question is – who could lead us Scoth-Irish for what looks the inevitable task of refreshing the tree.

  6. Matt
    Matt April 12, 2016 7:29 pm

    Weed Lives Matter! Build a wall and make the Knotweed pay for it…

    Can the knotweed be harvested, dried, processed and used as fiber for cordage, hippy sandals, baskets etc?

  7. jed
    jed April 12, 2016 8:12 pm

    Eh, pet peeve time.

    Javascript is required. Please enable javascript before you are allowed to see this page.

    I always thought the reason for publishing on the web was so people could read what you wrote. I guess sending marked-up text to a browser is so 90’s. Phhhhht! Well, there are other sources for the dynamics of cultural influences in the US.

    I don’t have a cat, but if I did, this 3D-printed cat armor would be an essential.

  8. Dan
    Dan April 13, 2016 5:40 am

    The Celts might well let us all destroy each other then start anew.
    T’would be easier that way.
    And be careful with the plants, you might end up with a Eucovera..

    Dan

  9. J. Eric Andreasen
    J. Eric Andreasen April 13, 2016 11:55 am

    RE: Knotweed. One barrier used fairly effectively to contain bamboo is corrugated, galvanized steel (the curvy, tin roof stuff). Obtained in 2ft wide strips, it is buried vertically, just above flush with the ground, with the ends lapped. Attempts by the weed to surmount it can be attacked with a weed whacker.

  10. Coyote Hubbard
    Coyote Hubbard April 13, 2016 3:46 pm

    Not sure how hardy the Appalachian folks are anymore. Growing up there they were, but in the 15 years + i have been a transplant to the PNW , Phone calls back to the folks but moreso, my younger brother whom still lives there, tells me of how the big grip on the newer generations there is Meth in a bad way. Growing up there, drinking and pot were the biggest things as far as bad stuff goes, but meth takes you in a whole different destructive direction. My grandpaw there made shine and sold it for years, dodging the feds, till he got “saved”. From there on out and till my dad took over the business he owned a small trucking business for coal. Gramps also owned a pretty damn big piece of mountain (well, whats considered mountain in SW. Virginia) that butted up from the valley to the ridgeline of the property where it became the Jefferson National forest. A big chunk of it was garden. We would plant corn, beans, and potatoes by hand and smaller plots of other things like tomatoes and green onions. We grew more than enough to feed the extended family nearby and enough to can, preserve, and keep to use thru the winter. Crappy time for me as a kid, i wanted to watch TV, hang with friends, or anything else than to weed rows and rows of potatoes, only to have to rehill them at some later date, and all the other stuff that tending a garden means.

    The Appalachian Redoubt is my fallback position if things go bad, but not sure if its ability to keep chugging along is still as intact as it once was, but still, 100 times better than being anywhere near Seattle if the SHTF.

    Off on a tangent, mom used to have a small Aloe Vera plant at home, potted. From as far back as I can recall it has thrived, but about 3 years ago when I went back east to visit, it wasnt there anymore and i never asked mom what happened to it. Thinking about it, having one here might be a good idea. Now to research on starting one.

    On another tangent far removed. My old dog of 15 years passed away peacefully Sunday night. Sorry to add something sad but its on my mind a lot for now.

  11. LarryA
    LarryA April 13, 2016 8:24 pm

    3D-printed cat armor

    “It can be said that the domestic house cat is a cute shadow of their much larger, fearsome cousins who stalk their prey in the wilds of the world.”

    Um, notsomuch. Our local birds, lizards, field mice and other such would disagree. Lots of farms and ranches still have cats as a serious part of pest control.

  12. Claire
    Claire April 17, 2016 10:48 am

    Coyote Hubbard, I’m so sorry you lost your dog. Very glad it was a peaceful passing.

  13. Claire
    Claire April 17, 2016 10:49 am

    Eric — Good idea on knotweed and steel roofing material! Maybe I could even pick up some that’s bent or otherwise damaged for free.

  14. Claire
    Claire April 17, 2016 10:51 am

    RustyGunner — Great minds. The aloe plant is named Audrey II.

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