With those ever-helpful “moderates” trying to forge a deal to restart the non-essential parts of the federal government, you might …
Well, wait. First we should establish what govocrats consider essential:
But while there’s still time (if the cannibalism and urban torching in your neighborhood haven’t gotten too intense), here are a few things you might consider doing any time a government isn’t looking:
I’m sure you can think of more.
(All images H/T MJR).