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Things to do during the government shutdown

With those ever-helpful “moderates” trying to forge a deal to restart the non-essential parts of the federal government, you might …

Well, wait. First we should establish what govocrats consider essential:


But while there’s still time (if the cannibalism and urban torching in your neighborhood haven’t gotten too intense), here are a few things you might consider doing any time a government isn’t looking:

I’m sure you can think of more.

(All images H/T MJR).


  1. Bear
    Bear January 21, 2018 5:32 pm

    Visit a .gov office in search of stuff to put on eBay?

  2. Joel
    Joel January 21, 2018 6:47 pm

    Live your life as if they’re irrelevant, just to spite them?

  3. david
    david January 21, 2018 7:09 pm

    Occupy ‘federal’ buildings and claim squatters’ rights?

  4. larryarnold
    larryarnold January 21, 2018 9:36 pm

    So if the government shuts down, and we don’t receive any government “services,” I think we should be able to claim a two percent per week income tax rebate.

  5. rochester_veteran
    rochester_veteran January 22, 2018 8:56 am

    Ha! 🙂 Funny post, Claire! If it were summertime, I’d set up black market lemonade stand!

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