With those ever-helpful “moderates” trying to forge a deal to restart the non-essential parts of the federal government, you might …
Well, wait. First we should establish what govocrats consider essential:
Ahem.
But while there’s still time (if the cannibalism and urban torching in your neighborhood haven’t gotten too intense), here are a few things you might consider doing any time a government isn’t looking:
I’m sure you can think of more.
(All images H/T MJR).
Visit a .gov office in search of stuff to put on eBay?
Live your life as if they’re irrelevant, just to spite them?
Occupy ‘federal’ buildings and claim squatters’ rights?
@Bear:
(for educational purposes only)
&for educational https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d-bM-Whsmk
So if the government shuts down, and we don’t receive any government “services,” I think we should be able to claim a two percent per week income tax rebate.
Ha! 🙂 Funny post, Claire! If it were summertime, I’d set up black market lemonade stand!