Yesterday I linked to Jester Jones, who has updated his page of free, downloadable freedomista stickers. I suggested (ahem) that they might be a good change from Santa and snowman stickers for holiday mailings.
Well, Carl-Bear Bussjaeger did me one better. Here are his free stickers, especially designed to go on your Christmas mailings. And he tells me the phone number is real.
Copy, print, and apply to packages — to the delight, or perhaps the abject cowering fear — of friends and family. As always in this scary day, use (or not) at your own risk. For informational purposes only, and all that other stuff we have to say these days to keep our disobedient little selves out of prison.
Here’s Carl’s unofficial version:
And the “official” version:
A year or so ago, I ordered some DVDs of “Penny Dreadful’s Shilling Shockers”- a pure-schlock hosted horror show featuring the usual skits/gags/ grade Z minus rubber-monster/horror movies. Family safe (generally)-a couple of them had been marked “Cleared by U.S. Marshall’s office”(or something like that)-I called the Marshall’s office to ask why. The answer was a little vague, but the gist of it seemed to be it’s just something they do ocassionally.