Deadly tactical assault rock — now in even more deadly black!
From the famous CroMagnum Arms International.
Oh. Wait. The auction’s over. And that might have been your last chance. Oh no. Whatever will we do?
(H/T A.G. and be sure to scroll down to the Q&A and click to read more; there are four pages of “deadly serious” questions.)
When I was a kid, long before “tactical” was cool, it was common for farmers to shoot at trespassers with salt rock.
Hmmm, guess I’m in real trouble. I’ve got five acres of rocks…
[grin]
ML,
Well, at least you don’t have to worry about the ammo supply. ; )
As a reloader, I can tell you that you get better performance if you make your own rocks.
rocks don’t kill people
crazy people that live in glass houses that throw rocks do …
(yep, that’d be you Sen. Feinstein)
Don’t miss the Q&A, it’s hilarious.
LOL, the questions/answers were the best part…..
This is true, Jim. I just have to figure out a better delivery device than my arm. I throw like a girl. LOL
Slingshots work, ML. Or a small catapult.
There was a guy at the gun show yesterday with a bunch of semi-automatic rocks on his table…
The winning bid was $71.00. Really?
Really. The fine print said it would be donated to NRA-ILA.
How did this get around ebay’s no weapons policy?
I have a bunch of rocks for sale, and they’re all camouflaged.
I know a guy who knows a guy who can get genuine Texas Tactical Assault Rocks.
I only get a very small commission for any referrals.
They are available in Natural Texas Caliche Finish, milcam, Native Mesquite, Prickly Pear Green and Tacticool Black.
They are available in numerous calipers and various grain weights.
Email for specifics.
These are Not Toys so Stay Safe,
gooch
I’ve got piles and piles of limestone assault rocks of various sizes. I found them while digging the hole for my foundation. It seems someone buried theirs in a nice, flat layer, 18″ below the ground. Wonder if they were hiding them from the “ugly rock ban”?
I have nearly 3 miles of military grade assault rocks, currently cleverly disguised as dry stone wall. Best Welsh limestone, nothing damages it, bury it for 100 years , dig it up and my assault rocks will still work perfectly. These aren’t just strong they’re hard as rock! Order now before export banned by nanny British government( please note will still export to lunatic middle east regimes regardless) and banned by presidential decree! Discount on large order, will supply law enforcement, large capacity magazines available ( dumpster)!