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Finally, the election’s getting interesting

If you’re not vacationing on Mars today, you’ve probably heard that the FBI has reopened the investigation into Hillary’s emails. Eleven days before the election and supposedly (well, so they say) unrelated to the ongoing WikiLeaks email dumps.

Annnnnd … it now appears that Anthony Weiner is involved! Or maybe it’s Huma. But the NYT says the new Hillary emails came from devices confiscated from the notorious Weinerflaunter after his third — third! — sexting scandal! (OMG, you don’t suppose the Weiner man was sexting with Hil … no, no, the thought can’t even be thunk. Too utterly disgusting, and besides Hillary is about 53 years over that man’s age preference)

AND — I love this though so far I have not been able to confirm it — Hillary had a nice, cozy private meeting with Broward County, Florida’s, top election official this week. Again: unconfirmed. This seems to have originated with Big Trumpist Roger Stone and may just be dirty-trick disinformation. If true, why would any candidate (other than a bulletproof Clinton) meet privately with an election official? Especially one in as crucial a place as Broward County? Maybe for the same reason hubby Bill met so cozily with Loretta Lynch while Hillary was being investigated previously? You know — to chat about their grandchildren.

Besides that, Erica Garner, daughter of cop-slaughtered Eric Garner, is among the many who are increasingly furious to learn that the opportunistic Hillary campaign wanted to “use” them. (And in this case, they wanted to use Garner in a campaign against “gun violence” even though his death had nothing to do with firearms.) But the Clintonites thought (rightly) that they had an “Erica problem.” Oh, all the people Hillary and her minions believed they could privately call stupid, annoying, a problem, etc. are getting an eyeful from WikiLeaks.

There’s also other stuff I have “remmed out” in this post, ready to take it live if I can confirm it. If not … oh well, there’s plenty of other grunge oozing out of the orifices of the Hillary campaign and most of it will turn out to be true.

Yes, yes, all this is salacious, dog-dirty political gossip. Some of it’s true; some’s very likely utterly bogus. But hey — that’s politics! That’s what makes it such a kick in the ass. And since we’re likely to end up in WWIII if this woman wins (while we’ll merely end up enclosed by large walls if Trump has his way), we might as well go out laughing our heads off.

Bill St. Clair posted this to Gab.ai and ain’t it the truth?

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16 Comments

  1. rochester_veteran
    rochester_veteran October 28, 2016 1:14 pm

    HRC and Carlos Danger, who’d of thunk! 🙂

  2. Claire
    Claire October 28, 2016 1:20 pm

    Stomach-turning thought, isn’t it? Yet at the same time, somehow so fitting, so very right …

  3. jed
    jed October 28, 2016 2:03 pm

    Weiner wouldn’t go there – that’s Huma’s playground.

  4. Comrade X
    Comrade X October 28, 2016 2:55 pm

    “OMG, you don’t suppose the Weiner man was sexting with Hil … no, no, the thought can’t even be thunk. Too utterly disgusting, and besides Hillary is about 53 years over that man’s age preference)”

    But what if she was sexting back now that’s a pleasant thought to start off the Halloween weekend with for sure!

    On the roulette, I decided not to play!

  5. Joel
    Joel October 28, 2016 3:06 pm

    It would be such a shocking surprise to me if the next week comes down to a race between the election and the indictment. The fix has been so obviously in for so long I just told myself to get used to the phrase “President Hillary Clinton.”

    But the email scandal doesn’t seem to want to go away no matter how firmly she commands it to. And wouldn’t it be so once-in-a-lifetime delicious if it turned out she fell because of a laptop confiscated from Huma as the result of something Weiner did? Oh, that’s so good I think I need a cigarette.

  6. John
    John October 28, 2016 4:27 pm

    “OMG, you don’t suppose the Weiner man was sexting with Hil … no, no, … ”

    “And wouldn’t it be so once-in-a-lifetime delicious if it turned out she fell because of a laptop confiscated from Huma as the result of something Weiner… ”

    My Country, may I not ever be this close to a soap opera again, this test of my faith in any hope for humanity. To think, in youth I thought we were reaching for the stars.

  7. John Hardin
    John Hardin October 28, 2016 4:32 pm

    @ComradeX: “I decided not to play!” – the pistol will still be pointed at your head, though.

  8. LarryA
    LarryA October 28, 2016 11:56 pm

    the FBI has reopened the investigation into Hillary’s emails

    Head-of-State Rule 1: Never, ever, piss off your praetorians.

  9. rochester_veteran
    rochester_veteran October 29, 2016 6:07 am

    Joel: “And wouldn’t it be so once-in-a-lifetime delicious if it turned out she fell because of a laptop confiscated from Huma as the result of something Weiner did? Oh, that’s so good I think I need a cigarette.”

    Ha! 🙂 You just made me spray my coffee, great laugh to start the day off with!

  10. Pat
    Pat October 29, 2016 6:47 am

    A good opportunity for Comey to “redeem” himself — as if he could.
    (For all we know, the FBI and WikiLeaks might be in cahoots.)

  11. s
    s October 29, 2016 9:40 am

    Yuck! I just used a whole bottle of brain bleach after reading the second paragraph, but the stain won’t come out. I wonder if watching kitten-kicking videos will cover it?

  12. Comrade X
    Comrade X October 29, 2016 11:29 am

    John H. you are very right, but it feels as if (maybe that is just me) a gun could have been pointed at me all my life in one way or another, that is one reason I carry and also keep my head down & watch my back but one thing I intend to not do if I can help it is voluntary point a gun at myself, loaded or half empty.

  13. LarryA
    LarryA October 29, 2016 4:58 pm

    I think it’s a big problem for Hillary that, given her history, nothing is too outrageous to believe.
    Around here even her supporters have been reduced to “[revelation] doesn’t matter” or “Trump probably also [revelation]” or as a last resort “She had a good reason to [revelation]”. The “Hillary would never…” response is broken beyond repair.

  14. Claire
    Claire October 29, 2016 7:38 pm

    I doubt Comey has a conscience — or that an FBI revolt from within would be enough for him to put himself in danger of being Fosterized by President Hillary.

    You might want to drop into the Cabal forums, where Silver has raised the issue of Comey’s motivations …

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