Support the candidate who best represents the mood of 2016!

Published June 7, 2016 10:17 am by Claire

And purchase either a bumper sticker or a yard sign from Carl-Bear Bussjaeger, who suspended his own non-candidacy to support the one, the only Sweet Meteor O’ Death.

Get ’em right here (NFI on my part). Click on the graphics on Bear’s site to order. And don’t miss his footnote about why he decided to support SMOD instead of Cthulu.

Published in Humor and Poly-Ticks

4 Comments

jed June 8, 2016 6:32 am

Chtulhu endorses Trump:

The stars have come right again, and out of the immense and plumbless depths I make ready to return, to ooze forth, back into the light.

And that is why I whisper into the minds of all who will heed: Cthulhu endorses Donald Trump.

My question then is, in the vast field of horror, surely there must be a female antagonist even more vile than Cthulhu, who will endorse Clinton.
Pat June 8, 2016 8:23 am

Feinstein?
Fred June 8, 2016 8:52 am

Schumer?
jed June 8, 2016 9:34 am

C’mon, people, work with me here. We need to identify the character who is the unholy genetic mashup of Grendel’s mother, the Alien queen, Medusa, and Dolores Umbridge.

Well, okay, maybe Feinstein fits, but alas, she isn’t fictional.