… for the weirdest item ordered from my Amazon links this season goes to the Dragon Claw Ashtray. (Even weirder: it features no claws. But definitely dragons. Er … dragon parts.)
Congratulations, Anonymous Winner!
I can’t decide whether this beats last year’s Barack Obama Chia Pet. They’re both certainly Olympic contenders for weirdness.
I shall be back shortly with some actual, you know, content. Meantime, I thought y’all might enjoy this. I certainly did.